it’s all fun and games until you’re standing on top of the cornucopia holding a tribute hostage, bleeding out of your mouth while his girlfriend is pointing an arrow at your head and 21 angry former tributes turned mutts are waiting at the bottom to eat you
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
- British boy: You look beautiful today love.
- American boy: Yo ass is kickin
I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.
Conversation I heard in the club.
- Shy Guy: Hey there..
- Random Guy: Hey what's up?
- Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
- Random Guy: Thanks dude!
- Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
- Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
- Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
- Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
- Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
- Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
“Name a traffic sign that best describes your love life.”
(via imgTumble)In northwestern Montana, the water is so transparent in this lake that it seems to be quite shallow.
When in fact, it’s very deep.
woaaaaah
it’s like over 100ft deep
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Just relax
SO SICK!
da fuq
it’ll be funny if she fell in the water
that looks shallow as fuck
it looks really deep
